dandeliongum ([info]dandeliongum) wrote,
@ 2009-01-16 14:42:00
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all is well
  • you always smell like baked goods
thats because i roll around in cookie dough
  • you smell more like lemon meringue pie today
is that a good, bad or is it indifferent
  • its fucking delicious
wait, are you saying that I'm fat
  • yes. ha no I'm just saying you always smell like baked goods, yesterday you were totally rockin' yellow cake with chocolate frosting
how specific
  • It's weird, its like when I get around you and I smell your deliciousness I get vivid images of various baked goods
its a mind control thing, I'm really a cyborg sent from the future, I use the humans senses to lure them into my trap, i brought you to me with the scent of a gram cracker pie with chocolate mousse filling.  Ever since then I have used baked goods to keep you around, you play a very important role in the future and you get killed, I'm here to save you.
  • Your hair smells like a cinnamon roll



I totally smell like a chocolate chip cookie right now.

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[info]burnlikepetals
2009-01-16 09:13 pm UTC (link)
can i join your next cookie dough rolling session? :D

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[info]dandeliongum
2009-01-17 12:41 am UTC (link)
i'd be delighted.

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[info]bezelburr
2009-01-17 07:31 pm UTC (link)
cookie dough rolling?

Sexy and delicious

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